Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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