How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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