Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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