The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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