Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize