your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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