I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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