Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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