this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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