Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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