i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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