East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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