well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
And then he peed in my hair
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