We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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