the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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