If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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