I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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