I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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