so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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