You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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