She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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