I hope mine doesn't look like that
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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