... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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