If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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