Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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