I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I still have a little drunk in my system
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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