super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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