if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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