I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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