yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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