You really coming over, don't trick.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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