he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
