Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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