We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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