So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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