Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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