You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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