STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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