what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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