I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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