So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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