why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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