I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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