My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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