you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I hate all girls vehemently.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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