GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Randomize
