Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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