I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize