I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Oh god it's open bar.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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