Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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