the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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